The squisk, a culinary marine animal, has evolved to the point that it can survive long periods on land. It will, however, need to be submerged occasionally in a bath of batter or egg. In fact, it thrives in this type of environment, mixing and whipping with zest.
Although squisks come in many colors, the pink and purple variety is the most evolved, able to survive in Athens, Ohio far from its native home of Monterey, California. In its adopted environment, the squisk serves as a decorative yet practical contributor to the ecosystem. However, since this is the only known squisk in Athens, the future survival of the species is at risk.
